Silicon and Soil: Why Your Garden Needs an AI Assistant (And Why It Doesn’t)

A person using AI garden assistant software on a tablet in a lush backyard 2026.

I spent my Saturday morning watching my neighbor try to “eyeball” the nitrogen levels in his soil while his tomatoes looked like they’d been through a blender. It’s 2026, folks. We have robots on Mars, but we’re still treating our backyards like we’re living in the 1700s. I’m grumpy because I see people blowing hundreds … Read more