I walked into my sister-in-law’s living room last weekend and nearly hit the floor. She had “color drenched” the entire place. Walls, ceiling, baseboards, even the radiator—all the same shade of deep forest green. It looked like the inside of a giant avocado. I told her, “Linda, I love a good forest, but I’d like … Read more
I walked into my nephew’s new house last week and almost walked right back out. He’d painted his study a white so bright it felt like standing on the surface of the sun. It was cold, sterile, and looked like a medical lab where people go to get their tonsils out. I told him, “Son, … Read more
I woke up this morning, January 21, 2026, looked at my “millennial grey” living room, and felt like I was living inside a cloud of sadness. It’s freezing outside, the heater is making that clicking noise again, and my house feels about as warm as a stainless-steel refrigerator. Then the “color experts” finally did something … Read more
I’m convinced there is nothing more irritating than a floor that “talks back” to you. You’re trying to sneak to the kitchen for a glass of water at 2 AM, and creak—the whole house knows your business. It’s like living with a wooden tattletale. Most “experts” will tell you that the only way to solve … Read more