Stop Burning Your Lawn: The Grumpy Man’s Guide to Fire Pit Seating Area Ideas
I spent my Saturday morning watching my neighbor try to set up a fire pit on a plastic rug. A plastic rug. It’s January 2026, and I thought we’d moved past the stage of human evolution where we put open flames on top of petroleum-based fabrics, but here we are. I’m grumpy because the “outdoor … Read more

