You want that sleek, professional look for your flower beds. I get it. Nothing makes green foliage pop like a crisp layer of midnight-dark wood. But before you go hauling twenty bags of black dyed mulch from the garden center, we need to talk. I’ve spent two decades in the dirt, and I’ve seen black … Read more
I was sitting on my porch this morning, staring at the soggy mess in my French press, and I almost did what half the internet tells you to do: I almost dumped it right onto my hydrangeas. Then I remembered I actually like my plants and don’t want to kill them with “viral” advice. There … Read more
I was at the hardware store yesterday and saw a guy hauling three giant bags of Epsom salt to his truck like he was preparing for a spa day for his prize-winning peppers. I almost tripped over my own loppers. Every year, the same thing happens. People hear a “secret tip” from their neighbor or … Read more
I’ve spent thirty years looking at grass, and if there’s one thing that gets my blood pressure up, it’s seeing folks throw money away on “miracle” chemicals. Lately, my inbox is full of people asking why their neighbors are out there with a bottle of Dawn and a garden sprayer in the middle of winter. … Read more
Look, I hate wasting money. There is nothing worse than spending your hard-earned cash on a beautiful perennial in July, only to find it heaved out of the ground like a bad tooth in February. It’s not just the cold that kills your plants. It’s the movement. We call it “frost heave,” and it is … Read more
Last week, I saw my neighbor out in his yard with a leaf blower, obsessively chasing a single maple leaf like it was a gold nugget. He blew every last bit of organic matter into a plastic bag and dragged it to the curb. Then, he complained that his perennial hibiscus died over the winter. … Read more